Secret Message

Dear Person Sitting Across From Me in the Graduate Study Room (East) of the SSL:

If you continue to shuffle your feet back and forth on the carpet, I will bludgeon you with this copy of Cervantes and the Comic Mind of His Age that I've got in front of me right now.

Seriously, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard for me.

Love and Golden Age Satire,
Kaitlin