On Will Smith, Polar Bears and Jail

This morning, while getting in the rest of my eight hours (I usually get up for breakfast then go back to sleep), I had the weirdest dream - I just have to share it with you now.

I was watching the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and on the show, Will Smith was dressed up as a woman for some reason. The weirdest thing was that he was wearing a blue wig, as if this looked normal or something. He somehow ends up on Rosie O'Donnell's talk show, and she starts making fun of him for being dressed like a woman. He loses it, and end up being sent to jail.

In the next scene, when he's going to jail, I somehow realize that I am there at the jail with him - not actually in jail, but watching the scene take place. For some reason he keeps switching back and forth from being dressed like a woman to wearing a Spiderman costume. He claims he's there for a date with this big famous wrestler guy, who is bald and has a bleached blonde mustache.

Anyway, he gets sent to jail, and it seems weird because there's a lion in the cell next to him. The guard puts him in the cell (wearing the Spiderman costume) and takes off. At that point, Will Smith turns into a polar bear and is skinny enough to just walk out through the jail cell bars. I'm totally freaking out now. Then the polar bear grabs a Diet Coke and pushes it in my direction, sits like a dog and licks my face like it wants to be pet. At that point, the guard came in and got the bear and I woke up.

If anyone can figure this out, please explain!